Today in Tweet Beat, Rivers Cuomo has nocturnal emissions, William Shatner is eating and driving, and Bow Wow chooses his choice.

Weezer's Rivers Cuomo Awakened By Sound Of Own Fart

Weezer's Rivers Cuomo Awakened By Sound Of Own Fart

Weezer's Rivers Cuomo Awakened By Sound Of Own Fart

Weezer's Rivers Cuomo Awakened By Sound Of Own Fart

Weezer's Rivers Cuomo Awakened By Sound Of Own Fart

Weezer's Rivers Cuomo Awakened By Sound Of Own Fart

Weezer's Rivers Cuomo Awakened By Sound Of Own Fart

Weezer's Rivers Cuomo Awakened By Sound Of Own Fart

Weezer's Rivers Cuomo Awakened By Sound Of Own Fart

Weezer's Rivers Cuomo Awakened By Sound Of Own Fart

Weezer's Rivers Cuomo Awakened By Sound Of Own Fart

Weezer's Rivers Cuomo Awakened By Sound Of Own Fart

Weezer's Rivers Cuomo Awakened By Sound Of Own Fart

Weezer's Rivers Cuomo Awakened By Sound Of Own Fart

Weezer's Rivers Cuomo Awakened By Sound Of Own Fart

Weezer's Rivers Cuomo Awakened By Sound Of Own Fart

Weezer's Rivers Cuomo Awakened By Sound Of Own Fart

Weezer's Rivers Cuomo Awakened By Sound Of Own Fart

Weezer's Rivers Cuomo Awakened By Sound Of Own Fart

Weezer's Rivers Cuomo Awakened By Sound Of Own Fart

Weezer's Rivers Cuomo Awakened By Sound Of Own Fart