Bravo Descends On One Party; Innocent Clothes SufferS

A few years ago, a Bravo event would have been, like, James Lipton. And don't get me wrong, he was at the 2010 Upfront Party at NYC's Skylight Studio. But so were housewives, matchmakers, trainers, assorted trainwrecks, SJP, and Cutrone.

Bravo Descends On One Party; Innocent Clothes SufferS

If Real Housewife of New York Bethenny Frankel's baby doesn't mind these heels, it's not our place to judge.


Bravo Descends On One Party; Innocent Clothes SufferS

Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger's raspberry nightmare may be the most unflattering dress, in the greatest number of ways, I've ever seen.


Bravo Descends On One Party; Innocent Clothes SufferS

Camila Alves (who hosts Shear Genius) and Matthew McConaughey stick close.


Bravo Descends On One Party; Innocent Clothes SufferS

RHW:NY Ramona Singer: if you bought this a size up, you could both sit and walk. And, for that matter, stand comfortably.


Bravo Descends On One Party; Innocent Clothes SufferS

RHW:NJDanielle Staub says not to listen to me.


Bravo Descends On One Party; Innocent Clothes SufferS

RHW:OC's Lynne Curtin concurs.


Bravo Descends On One Party; Innocent Clothes SufferS

RHW:NY Kelly Killoren Bensimon suggests a stretchy doily.


Bravo Descends On One Party; Innocent Clothes SufferS

While Indrani Pal-Chaudhuri shows that in a pinch, a crazy person's tinfoil hat can be surprisingly versatile!


Bravo Descends On One Party; Innocent Clothes SufferS

Jackie Warner is an oasis of simple sanity. Well, sartorially.


Bravo Descends On One Party; Innocent Clothes SufferS

Isaac Mizrahi is clearly getting brain overload from the duds.


Bravo Descends On One Party; Innocent Clothes SufferS

And if Sarah Jessica Parker looks uncomfortable, we don't blame her! She was informed there would be other well-dressed stars.


Bravo Descends On One Party; Innocent Clothes SufferS

You'd think that RHW:NY Jill Zarin, being in the fabric business, could have found a more malleable schmatte.


Bravo Descends On One Party; Innocent Clothes SufferS

I once saw RHW:NY's Alex McCord on the street in zebra-trimmed shorts and a matching zebra-print jacket. My point is that this could be worse.


Bravo Descends On One Party; Innocent Clothes SufferS

Emily Bungert, Kelly Cutrone and Robyn Berkley: the embellished-black mafia.


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