Let's get this party started:
Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Plugged Up: Meet The Man With A Constipation Fetish: "CEFAD?" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to French Women Don't Eat Food: "I'll stick with L'air guitar and L'air drumming." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Man Marries His Beloved Body Pillow: "Hopefully he signed a prenap." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Plugged Up: Meet The Man With A Constipation Fetish: "The only way constipation commercials could be sexy would be if Toni Braxton did the music for them:
Un-break my farts,
Say I'll poop again.
Undo this hurt in my bowels
When I walked out the door
Of a local restroom.
Un-cry these tears!
I've strained so many nights.
Un-break my farts
Don't leave my gastrointestinal system in all this pain,
Don't leave it out in the rain.
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