The best comments of the day never have to stoop to shock jock tactics!

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Woman Jailed For Driving With "Chip" On Shoulder: "You should see where she puts her other bird, 'Stick.'" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Howard Stern Hates On Gabourey; "Insiders" Advise Her To Lose Weight: "In Howard Stern's defense, he regularly features guests that discuss how dangerous the lifestyle of an NFL offensive lineman is, and how they're setting a bad example for little boys on how it's okay to weigh almost 400 lbs. Oh, wait. He doesn't?" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Heidi Montag Speaks Out Against Plastic: "For some reason I keep expecting her old face to come back and then remembering that life doesn't really work like that. It's like when a tv show gets cancelled...except her face got cancelled." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Follow The Leader:

Dr. Noone Cares, an unlicensed psychologist, tells Us Weekly exclusively that "The dark, drab colors this family routinely wears is a telling sign of their unhappiness and morbid depression. Shiloh's obvious unhappiness and gender confusion have made her lazy, and she demands to be carried instead of walking like her siblings. The smile on Angie's face is merely the ruse of an evil genius."

Special Mention Jpegs Of The Day: Here!

Reminder: If you see a great, funny, insightful, eloquent (or awful) comment, nominate it! Email the comment and the timestamp link to the left of the comment to Hortense at commenters@jezebel.com.



Meetups? Use the meetup tag page!

This image was lost some time after publication.

Oh! My God! I Miss You" />