Acting & Reacting: Faces Of The Academy AwardsS

Clocking in at around three and a half hours, last night's 82nd Annual Academy Awards was long and, for some celebs, boring (interpretive dance!). Here, we've collected some of our favorite reaction shots during the ceremony.

Acting & Reacting: Faces Of The Academy AwardsS

Samuel L. Jackson was so over it.


Acting & Reacting: Faces Of The Academy AwardsS

As was Morgan Freeman, who seemed like he could use a nap.


Acting & Reacting: Faces Of The Academy AwardsS

And then there was George Clooney, aka Oscar the Grouch.


Acting & Reacting: Faces Of The Academy AwardsS

The limo ride home with these two must've been torture.


Acting & Reacting: Faces Of The Academy AwardsS

Speaking of torture…I bet he's thinking about something really scary. That's why his mouth is smiling, but his eyes aren't.


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Kathy Bates is starting to look like the women she plays. She totally wants to cut off someone's feet.


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Hopefully it's not Colin Farrell, because he can't stand to lose another inch.


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Also scary: That hair.


Acting & Reacting: Faces Of The Academy AwardsS

"I'd like to thank Lee Daniels, and my husband, and Krazy, and Hottie, and Pumkin, the whore of Charm School."


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Cocaine is a helluva drug.


Acting & Reacting: Faces Of The Academy AwardsS

So is marijuana.


Acting & Reacting: Faces Of The Academy AwardsS

And so is Ex-Lax. Look into it, Taylor.


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"Whoa."


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James Cameron didn't seem to mind when he lost to Kathryn Bigelow and Hurt Locker for Best Director and Best Picture, but he was super butt hurt when he Avatar didn't sweep the technical awards.


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Speaking of which, Jeremy Renner is crying right here about Best Sound Editing.


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This is how someone should react about Best Sound Editing.


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Boo fucking hoo.


Acting & Reacting: Faces Of The Academy AwardsS

"Imma let you finish…"


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Second guessing the boob cups.


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Who's the bigger bitch? Stanley Tucci or…


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…Ed Asner?


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And now we know what James Brolin sees when he's copulating.


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And this is how most of us feel inside about that.


Acting & Reacting: Faces Of The Academy AwardsS

Unless you're perv like George Clooney.