Balmain Has The Midas Touch!S

A ton of gold on the runway probably says something profound about the state of the economy. I couldn't say, because I was blinded by the light.

Balmain Has The Midas Touch!S

Why did I let Midas help me on with my coat...again?


Balmain Has The Midas Touch!S

Oh, honey, you didn't go home with Midas! We talked about his materialism!


Balmain Has The Midas Touch!S

And don't think we can't see what's under there!


Balmain Has The Midas Touch!S

You like it? It's a Midas. It's hot...as long as you avoid anything magnetized.


Balmain Has The Midas Touch!S

This was black. I crashed into Midas on line for concessions. Whatever, it works.


Balmain Has The Midas Touch!S

Gold: check. Brocade: check. Fur: check. Why do I feel so drab?


Balmain Has The Midas Touch!S

Guess who has two thumbs, a Sergeant Pepper costume and doesn't give Midas the time of day? This girl.


Balmain Has The Midas Touch!S

Where's Midas?



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