Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where you'll find answers to burning questions. Like: Is Angelina using Shiloh to challenge gender norms? Is Mary-Kate Olsen hooking up with Sam Ronson? What would Brad Pitt look like if he'd been in Avatar?

This week we were disappointed by the cover stories of In Touch, Life & Style, Us, Ok! and Star. Our burning question would be: Why do the Kardashians keep landing tabloid covers? Don't we know everything there is to know about these women? And why, in 2010, five years after their breakup, is a magazine declaring, "Brad And Jen Are Soulmates"?

On the other hand, hidden inside the mags, beyond the cover teases, there are sparkling gems of gossip. To the mines!