Stars, as we know, enjoy store openings. And the Vera Wang Store Launch in L.A. was the Rolls Royce of store launches. Hence, Reese and Mila and Nicky and Renee were all representing - in their shopping best.

Shop Talk: Stars Love Hanging Out In Stores

Getty describes her as "designer Nicky Hilton." I describe her dress as "70s baby blanket."


Shop Talk: Stars Love Hanging Out In Stores

Last night I went to a thing and I thought it would be a really good idea to not wear my glasses, like being half-blind would be my "thing." Maybe "Producer/ TV Personality Kara DioGuardi" had the same scheme. It worked out for approximately neither of us. I hope her zipper didn't stick so a drag queen had to pull it up. Because that would make one of us.


Shop Talk: Stars Love Hanging Out In Stores

Mila Kunis: in the fold.


Shop Talk: Stars Love Hanging Out In Stores

Jesus, Mary and Joseph, Renee Zellweger looks like the prow of a ship.


Shop Talk: Stars Love Hanging Out In Stores

Reese Witherspoon channels autumn bridesmaid. I'm seeing one of those pricey Dutch tulip bouquets.


Shop Talk: Stars Love Hanging Out In Stores

Kris Jenner, in some kind of screwball-comedy dizzy matron getup. Which is, you must admit, apt.


Shop Talk: Stars Love Hanging Out In Stores

Maggie Grace: a wrinkle in time.


Shop Talk: Stars Love Hanging Out In Stores

It's her party, and she'll wear an ostrich vest if she wants to. And we will cry, too.


Shop Talk: Stars Love Hanging Out In Stores

Angie Harmon's nightgown is, it must be said, mad glam.




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