Jessica To Talk To Oprah About John; Miss Piggy Might Go GagaS

Jess tells Oprah: "I don't want people to know how I am in bed!" [Us Magazine, The Sun]

  • As for John Mayer, as you may have heard, he played sold-out shows in New York last Thursday and Friday, and sort of apologized and thanked the crowd, saying, "I hate to come off like an asshole, and thank you guys for believing that I am not an asshole. Never, ever in my entire life did I ever think that it would be a good idea to be an asshole." Later he went out partying and was spotted "drinking and saying vulgar things to girls at the bar." Charming! [Gatecrasher]
  • Sparkle Vamp Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were seen in a NYC restaurant "touching" and "rubbing each other's arms." No word on the vagina allergy. [Gatecrasher]
  • At the link, video involving Jimmy Fallon as Robert Pattinson and the real Robert Pattinson. They are both in a tree, btw. [E!]
  • Behold: A photo of Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil kissing. They're in love and whatnot. [The Sun]
  • As you may know, Jason Segel is working on a Muppets project, and Miss Piggy may be modeled on Lady Gaga: "Miss Piggy ends up becoming like a Lady Gaga-esque character living in Europe," a source spills. "Kermit ends up being destitute and the main characters find him living in squalor." If Piggy wears a coat of Kermit heads it will be so meta. [LA Times]
  • Lily Allen's dog was attacked by bigger dogs and had to be rushed to the vet. At the link, a picture of Mabel that will make you want to type a sad-face emoticon. [The Sun]
  • Here's video of a jokey outtake from Up In The Air, in which George Clooney and his fellow passengers act like the plane is crashing. [ET]
  • Mariah Carey was out dancing and drinking champagne in Las Vegas when she got a text message from her husband which read, "come home." According to this report, "Mariah raced back to their hotel." [Page Six]
  • Axl Rose went to see Scarlett Johansson's Broadway play. [Gatecrasher]
  • Oscar buzz has pitted Avatar and The Hurt Locker against each other, but Quentin Tarantino thinks an Inglourious Basterds upset would be "damn nice." He says: "I think we're definitely in the race, I think it's anybody's game." [BBC News]
  • If you haven't already seen it, please click the link and watch video of Bill Murray on The Late Show With David Letterman — wearing a sparkly top, a fur hat, and sitting with his broken leg up on Dave's desk. Murray says that Ghostbusters III is his "nightmare." [LA Times]
  • At the link, Kevin Smith talks about the crappy reviews for Cop Out; working with a different studio after working with Miramax for years; how he rented a tour bus to finish up his press duties and how he's been dealing with the Southwest dramz: "I took my pain and turned it into someone else's comedy. That's what you do. That's how I was able to keep from curling up in an asylum when for two days the whole world was calling me fat." [LA Times]
  • Do what you must to prepare yourself: "A woman who slept with Charlie Sheen and wife Brooke Mueller at the same time is about to come forward and tell her story." [Radar Online]
  • Isaiah Mustafa, aka the hot guy from the Old Spice ads, says a spot on the Howard Stern show is his "all-time top goal." "I've been a huge Stern fan since he came to L.A. syndicated. He's the heart and soul of NYC - you get a feel for New Yorkers when you listen to his show." Oh, man my man could smell like: Aim higher! [Gatecrasher]
  • Glee's Cory Monteith is "really stoked" to meet the president when the cast goes to the White House for an Easter performance. The Canadian-born actor says: "I wanna get a picture with him — that's pretty much like a green card, isn't it? You get a picture with President Obama and you're in!" [E!]
  • Glee live shows! Kicking off on May 18 in Arizona! See the dates, cities and venues at the link! [PopWrap]
  • Chynna Phillips filed for divorce from Billy Baldwin on Friday, but had a "dramatic change of heart" on Sunday and asked her lawyers to withdraw the paperwork yesterday. [Page Six]
  • Whoops: Ok! magazine spent $100,000 for "exclusive" photos of The Bachelor's Jason Mesnick marrying Molly Malaney last weekend, but paparazzi pix have already gone up online. [Page Six]
  • Hugh Jackman and his family went bowling, and Hugh bowled three strikes in a row. The man knows how to handle his balls. [People]
  • Look for Evan Lysacek to do a "surprise" appearance and read the Top 10 list on David Letterman's Late Show tonight. [MSNBC Scoop]
  • Brittany Murphy's mom has put Brittany's Hollywood Hills house up for sale. Brittany purchased the place from Britney Spears for $ 4million in 2003. Hollywood history. [TMZ]
  • Brittany Murphy left her entire estate to her mother, by the by. [TMZ]
  • Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren "face a different kind of marriage." But you knew that. [MSNBC via Radar Online]
  • David Bowie is being called a "rock 'n roll recluse." He hasn't updated his blog since 2006, and though he attended a few red carpet events last year, sources say "he's just being a dad, laying low." [Reuters]
  • Sade: Hot as hell on the over of Ebony. [The Life Files]
  • Khloe Kardashian claims that Scott Disick was "afraid to hold" his and Kourtney's baby Mason, yawn. [Us Magazine]
  • Photos of RHOC's Vicki Gunvalson kissing a college student in Mexico have been splashed all over the web and tabloids, but Vicki says: "He told me it was his birthday and wanted a birthday kiss. I never 'made out' with him, as he stated. I never let him touch me inappropriately — ever." [People]
  • Katharine McPhee has the lead role in an NBC comedy pilot titled The Pink House. According to this report, "McPhee will play Emily, a down-to-earth Midwest girl new to Manhattan Beach who lives in an apartment behind [another character's] house and works as a pharmaceutical rep. Her shape is perfectly normal and healthy but puts Emily in a line-up of way-too-thin cliche California beach bunnies." [ONTD via The Hollywood Reporter]
  • "EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Marie Osmond's Son Masked His Depression Well, Says Roommate's Father." [Radar Online]
  • The Dancing With The Stars cast has been revealed! Pamela Anderson, astronaut Buzz Aldrin, The Bachelor's Jake Pavelka, Kate Gosselin, Evan Lysacek, sportscaster Erin Andrews, former Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger, football star Chad Ochocinco, soap star Aiden Turner, the lovable Niecy Nash and mothertrucking Brenda herself, Shannen Doherty. Mark your calendar, the madness starts March 22. [Star]
  • Kym Johnson, who helped partner Donny Osmond win Dancing With The Stars, will not be returning to the show next season. She wanted more money; producers were like, No. [MSNBC via E!]
  • Vince Vaughn was "talking smack" at the USA vs. Finland Olympic hockey game, according to Olympic skier Julia Mancuso. [Us Magazine]
  • A prison sentence has made Lil Wayne uber-productive! He shot footage for seven music videos last weekend. His jail term begins today. [AP]
  • Jon Cryer's hitman/custody case is moving along; a judge has ordered Cryer — who is trying to stop paying child support — to turn over his tax returns. [The Wrap]
  • 3D flick Shrek Forever After will open the Tribeca Film Festival. [NYDN]
  • The suit OJ Simpson wore the day he was acquitted has been donated to the Smithsonian, although a Smithsonian spokeswoman said she doesn't know if curators will accept the garment. [NY Post]
  • American Idol creator Simon Fuller has a web series called If I Can Dream, which sounds like a cross between Big Brother, Idol, ANTM, The Real World and The Hills or something. [NY Post]
  • "[The coming week is] all about not drinking and being svelte. I've got six days to pull it together. I don't know how I'm going to survive this week in the evenings with the butter, the carbs and all that stuff you know. I've got to be good so I can fit into my tux." — Precious director Lee Daniels, who is bringing is 14-year-old daughter to the Oscars, and says that André Leon Talley is "helping her" with an outfit. [USA Today]
  • "I'm so angry there are rumors going around that I've had fillers in my lips, or liposuction on my legs. Someone even said I've had a gastric bypass! I have 100% not had any of that. I've lost weight from my face, and that's why it looks different. I can say with confidence that the only time I've been in a plastic surgeon's office was with my mum, and though I wouldn't rule it out when I'm older, right now I couldn't even do it if I wanted because of my past addictions — I couldn't take the medication they put you on." — Kelly Osbourne. [Daily Mail]