Jim Carrey Is A Grandfather; Sparkly Vampire Set To Film Orgy Scene

  • Jim Carrey's daughter, Jane, gave birth to a son named Jackson Riley Santana, which means that Ace Ventura is someone's grandfather, which means that I'm getting old. I'm also looking for Ray Finkle. And a clean pair of shorts! [People]
  • Attention, sparkly vampire fans: Robert Pattinson is reportedly filming an orgy scene for an upcoming film: "In Twilight it's all pent-up passion. But these scenes will leave nothing to the imagination," says a source, "It will be tastefully done with lots of candlelights and lace but it will be the sexiest thing he's ever been seen in and will get his female fans even more excited." [TheSun]
  • As anyone who has ever seen a supermarket checkout aisle might have guessed, Jennifer Aniston had a tough time in her 30s: " "Some people take their 20s to figure out who they are but I did more of that in my 30s because fame stunts your growth in some way...the 30s were a challenge, quite frankly." [DailyExpress]
  • A district attorney is currently working on a plea deal for Randy Quaid and his wife, Evi, who are accused of "defrauding a housekeeper." [RadarOnline]
  • Despite the hullabaloo made over the "reunion" pictures of Angelina Jolie and her father, Jon Voight, the two had actually made up long beforehand—it's just that nobody had caught it on camera yet. [OK!]
  • Also, Angelina won't be starring in Wanted 2. [EW]
  • Victoria Beckham is going to avoid typical WAG duties during the World Cup and instead devote her time to helping underprivileged children. Also, though she'll be cheering her husband on, "she does not consider herself a WAG in the traditional sense - that is not her at all. She has her own successful career." [DailyMail]
  • Is Hayden Panettiere back with her ex-boyfriend, Harry Morton? [PageSix]
  • "Growing up, I thought I'd have at least five kids. I'm surprised I have only one; I really want more. It was never my intention to leave it until I was in my late thirties, but it was never the right time, right place or right person. Too many women put it off until everything is in place, but there's never a perfect time, is there?"-Minnie Driver [TimesOnline]
  • Tiger Woods: dropped by Gatorade. [TMZ]
  • Alex Rodriguez is fine after having a "minor fender bender" with his $400,000 car. [PageSix]
  • Courteney Cox has a crush on Johnny Depp: "He's my favorite actor of our day. He's it! Don't get me wrong, I'm in love with my husband, but Johnny Depp is adorable!" [People]
  • Barry Bonds' wife, Liz, has filed for divorce for the second time; she previously filed a petition for separation last June but withdrew it after an apparent change of heart. [TMZ]
  • "There are some women you could put in underwear and photograph them and it looks really classy and it doesn't necessarily provoke a pinup image. But with me it does, immediately. As soon as I'm in underwear, I'm a Vargas girl."-Megan Fox [PageSix]
  • Also, according to a source, Megan Fox is "a massive Lady GaGa fan. She says she's super sexy and exactly the kind of girl who could tempt her away from men for life!" {ShowbizSpy]
  • Lady Gagais in London wearing leather and chains, and naturally she's brought one of her tea cups along to accessorize. [TheSun]
  • Whoops! Sean Hayes was spotted looking a bit embarrassed after he mistakenly approached a man, thinking he was Stanley Tucci. [PageSix]
  • Juvenile was busted for possession yesterday, and, as TMZ notes "had to back that thang up to a jail cell," though he's since posted bond. [TMZ]
  • Daniel Radcliffe says that it's important that he filmed a PSA against homophobia: "I think it's important for somebody from a big, commercial movie series like 'Harry Potter' and particularly because I am not gay or bisexual or transgendered. ... The fact that I am straight makes not a difference, but it shows that straight people are incredibly interested and care a lot about this as well." [NYDN]
  • Dermot Mulroney is set to star as Jim Rockford in NBC's The Rockford Files remake. [EW]
  • According to Rufus Wainwright, Elton John is actually very shy: "I don't think people are aware of how shy he is. He's a bit like the Wizard of Oz. On the one hand there's this big pomp and circumstance, but really beneath it all there's this very sweet little guy who's constantly feeling very insignificant, which is ironic of course. What I'm saying is, he's quite shy." [ShowbizSpy]

  • Jessalyn Gilsig of Glee says she wants Bette Midler on the show, as "you can imagine Bette Midler as a kid. She must have been one of these Glee kids. She must have been so misunderstood and struggled so much, but she's driven the same way Rachel is driven. I think she would be a good fit." [People]
  • "If Jeff loses more weight, what am I going to do? I'm not going to be able to call him a fat f - - - anymore. You know what? I'll find something else to call him."-Susie Essman, on her on-screen husband, Jeff Garlin. [PageSix]
  • Robert De Niro isn't a fan of plastic surgery: "I was reading something about Meryl Streep, and Meryl was describing how she doesn't do any of that stuff, and that's great. Getting old is a natural thing. And you'd better embrace it, 'cos you've got no choice." [TimesOnline]
  • Precious was the big winner at last night's NAACP Image Awards. [Yahoo]
  • "All Februaries are without a doubt, the Worst Months in any given Year. Unpronounceable. Cold. Gray. Barren. A dumping ground for feature films. The month when you have finally used up all the tasty frozen preserves that you slaved over in a burst of super green eco-energy last summer. Now all you have left is freezer-burned hamburger meat, and you couldn't care less. The whole month is like freezer-burned hamburger meat. Put some ketchup on it and choke it down."-Samantha Bee, who really hates February. [WSJ]