When you're dealing with the 12th annual Costume Designers Guild Awards, you know the clothes will be worth watching. And, at the Beverly Hilton hotel, were they ever:

Clothes Calls At The Costume Designers Guild Awards

Anna Paquin is wearing a screensaver. Albeit a cute one!


Clothes Calls At The Costume Designers Guild Awards

I can't decide whether to liken Casey Storm's getup to Rom Burgundy, or Tony Clifton.


Clothes Calls At The Costume Designers Guild Awards

I can't decide whether I love or hate Parker Posey's getup. They really are two sides of the same coin.


Clothes Calls At The Costume Designers Guild Awards

But Kristen Bell's stealth-sexy sparkle sack? Kinda love.


Clothes Calls At The Costume Designers Guild Awards

Emily Blunt's busy slate? Kinda hate.


Clothes Calls At The Costume Designers Guild Awards

Let's not ask why, but at some point in my life I read Loni Anderson's autobiography. The blurb described her as a professional "beloved superstar." This is apparently their uniform.


Clothes Calls At The Costume Designers Guild Awards

Nancy Sinatra's duds are made for mournin'.


Clothes Calls At The Costume Designers Guild Awards

Jessalyn Gilsig does the bandage thing: as usual, looks great, looks really hard to breathe.


Clothes Calls At The Costume Designers Guild Awards

Jayma Mays actually pulls off day-glo. Nice - and safe for biking at night!


Clothes Calls At The Costume Designers Guild Awards

The five-your-old in me loves Katherine Jane Bryant's gown. 23 other years disagree.


Clothes Calls At The Costume Designers Guild Awards

Anika Noni Rose: Blue heaven.


Clothes Calls At The Costume Designers Guild Awards

Anna Kendrick is establishing the most consistent look of almost anyone on the red-carpet. She likes the pales, and she likes the glam.


Clothes Calls At The Costume Designers Guild Awards

Minka Kelly does the nude trend.


Clothes Calls At The Costume Designers Guild Awards

Here's where things became awesome: costume Designer Lou Eyrich.


Clothes Calls At The Costume Designers Guild Awards

Or at least - as in the case of costume designer Mona May - weird.


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