Franco Moschino died in 1994, but his label keeps producing quirky designs. Despite some somber colors at the show in Milan last night, the models actually looked like they were having fun!

"Whenever I travel by train I like to mix things up: Whitesnake jacket; Prince from the waist up; Jason Patric in The Lost Boys from the waist down. The red caps really appreciate it, and I always drink free in the bar car."

"OMG! Yes! My violin case is filled with tiny bottles of vodka! How did you guess?"

"I'm not running away with the Abominable Snowman because he's famous. I love him! And we have so much in common."

"A long weekend in Vegas is just what I need right now. I may even buy pants! I know. Absurd."

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"Lunch with mom means looking ladylike — but I have to wear my favorite boots. No negotiation there."

"I simply cannot remember where I left my purse."

"Next I'm headed to the Ren Faire!"

"When I get sick of running my own detective agency, I'm going to open a small theater dedicated to film noir."

"Oooh, Oooh, Oooh, Oooh…
Black and orange stray cat sittin' on a fence
Ain't got enough dough to pay the rent
I'm flat broke but I don't care
I strut right by with my tail in the air."

"Don't ask me. I don't get it either. I'm just wearing it. Later I'll be wearing something else. Trust."

"Mummy said I could stay at the manor for a few months. She doesn't know I've got my eye on the gardener. He calls me his English rose."

"I couldn't find my purse, so I bought some new ones!"

"Save your ladyflower jokes until the end, please."

"I never say it's my way or the highway, because I own the highway."

"Thank you Milan!"

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