In a deliberately dowdy, retro, cool-bizarre sort of way, of course. Picture the wardrobe of a fabulous bohemian faculty wife circa '59 who dabbles in pottery. And if like, ahem, some of us, that sounds amazing, you're in luck!

Prada Gets Milan Off To A Serious Bang!

As always with Prada, severity mixed with playfulness.


Prada Gets Milan Off To A Serious Bang!

This retro-modern print was a - dare I say it? - leitmotif.


Prada Gets Milan Off To A Serious Bang!

The coats were like something you'd find in the awesome Helsinki thrift shop of your dreams.


Prada Gets Milan Off To A Serious Bang!

Prada Gets Milan Off To A Serious Bang!

As if this were not terrific enough, this model is wearing specs.


Prada Gets Milan Off To A Serious Bang!

This 50s silhouette is going to be such a welcome, cool red carpet addition. Thank you.


Prada Gets Milan Off To A Serious Bang!

Oh, Miuccia, you naughty scamp!


Prada Gets Milan Off To A Serious Bang!

And I am going to have to break my principled fast fashion ban in order to snatch this from whoever knocks this off first.


Prada Gets Milan Off To A Serious Bang!

This particular kind of bizarre - vintage ski silhouette, + vinyl - could really only be Prada.


Prada Gets Milan Off To A Serious Bang!

Or, for that matter, granny cardi + vinyl.



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