Celebrities Do "Style": The Fall Fashion Lines Of The StarsS

A whole host of different celebrities debuted their Fall 2010 clothing lines during NYC Fashion Week this week. Do you want to see how former child stars and people with reality television careers would dress you? Then click through:

Celebrities Do "Style": The Fall Fashion Lines Of The StarsS

Kardashians by bebe
The front row celebrities totally set the mood for this collection. We have JWoww in sparkly nude hose, open-toes, and what I'm assuming is an Ed Hardy dress draped on her implants; then there's Real Housewives Dina and Caroline Manzo; and lastly, Jay Manuel, who somehow managed to wear more makeup than the three women from New Jersey.


Celebrities Do "Style": The Fall Fashion Lines Of The StarsS

Kardashians by bebe
As a brand, bebe has always seemed like it was marketed toward secretaries who want to sleep with their bosses, so the Kardashians' interpretation of this—blazer sans blouse—seems fitting.


Celebrities Do "Style": The Fall Fashion Lines Of The StarsS

Kardashians by bebe
This is the kind of dress that could take you from the office to the bar, if the direction and speed of the wind catches that shoulder correctly.


Celebrities Do "Style": The Fall Fashion Lines Of The StarsS

Kardashians by bebe
And this is the kind of dress that would get blurred on the ass if Snooki did back flips in it.


Celebrities Do "Style": The Fall Fashion Lines Of The StarsS

Kardashians by bebe
To sum it up, bebe is for women who have sex tapes.


Celebrities Do "Style": The Fall Fashion Lines Of The StarsS

William Rast
Next up is Justin Timberlake's line William Rast.

"Sexy Back" in this instance refers to a furry tail.


Celebrities Do "Style": The Fall Fashion Lines Of The StarsS

William Rast
Remember on ANTM, when Danielle got "a little bit" of food poisoning and she had to be carried into the hospital while shivering, with a blanket around her? No? Well, it looked a lot like this.


Celebrities Do "Style": The Fall Fashion Lines Of The StarsS

William Rast
I only have one thing to say about this, but I can't figure out the html code for Prince's logo.


Celebrities Do "Style": The Fall Fashion Lines Of The StarsS

William Rast
If Native America became a biker lesbian and came back to school before undoing the beaded braids she got from a local woman while on vacation, then this look would happen.


Celebrities Do "Style": The Fall Fashion Lines Of The StarsS

William Rast
Speaking of lesbians.


Celebrities Do "Style": The Fall Fashion Lines Of The StarsS

Winter Kate
Nicole Richie debuted her Winter Kate line—which is branching out from accessories to a full apparel line—at Bloomingdales, but instead of presenting clothes, all she did was present herself holding a picture of her clothes. A fashion show with no fashions? How dreadful!


Celebrities Do "Style": The Fall Fashion Lines Of The StarsS

The Row
Meanwhile, the Olsens had a very serious fashion show for very important fashion people—Anna Wintour attended—their high-end line The Row.


Celebrities Do "Style": The Fall Fashion Lines Of The StarsS

The Row
In general, it was nice and safe. But Mary-Kate and Ashley mixed it up when they stood on the wrong sides of each other. (Ashley is on the left.)


Celebrities Do "Style": The Fall Fashion Lines Of The StarsS

Alexa Chung for Madewell
Model-turned-TV-host Alexa Chung partnered with J.Crew's Madewell.


Celebrities Do "Style": The Fall Fashion Lines Of The StarsS

Alexa Chung for Madewell
No tits, no ass, just bookish comfort.


Celebrities Do "Style": The Fall Fashion Lines Of The StarsS

Alexa Chung for Madewell
People who think that wearing mom jeans means that you've given up don't understand that the only thing you've given up is worrying about whether or not your butt crack is showing.


Celebrities Do "Style": The Fall Fashion Lines Of The StarsS

LAMB
Gwen Stefani is the cockroach of celebrity fashion lines in this nuclear holocaust of an economy.


Celebrities Do "Style": The Fall Fashion Lines Of The StarsS

LAMB
"Hey guys, if anyone needs to tie-off, I'll hook you up."


Celebrities Do "Style": The Fall Fashion Lines Of The StarsS

LAMB
I feel like I've seen a version of this on Rock of Love. Wait, no…I've seen a version of this on Kim Kardashian. So, I guess, whereas bebe is clothing for women who've made sex tapes, LAMB is clothing that makes you think of women who've made out with Bret Michaels.


Celebrities Do "Style": The Fall Fashion Lines Of The StarsS

Victoria Beckham
Posh showed her line which seems like it aims to iconify her own look. They're really pulled right from her daily life. I like to think of this one as "Romeo's Parent/Teacher Conference."


Celebrities Do "Style": The Fall Fashion Lines Of The StarsS

Victoria Beckham
"Watching Telly"


Celebrities Do "Style": The Fall Fashion Lines Of The StarsS

Victoria Beckham
"Going to the Airport"


Celebrities Do "Style": The Fall Fashion Lines Of The StarsS

Victoria Beckham
"Dinner with the Cruises"

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