V Is For Valerie, A Hot ValentineAnna North2/12/10 2:20pmFiled to: Name Gamethe name gameValerieValeriesvalerie bertinelliValerie JarrettValerie PlameAppicGettypic79EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkToday is V-Day — Valerie Day, that is. And lucky Val inspires nothing if not love.Like Francesca, Valerie is a hot name. But while Francesca simmers, Valerie crackles. She's the baking soda in your vinegar, the Pop Rocks in your Coke. She has curly hair, and freckles, and she wears boys' underwear that rides up above her jeans. She has a gap in her teeth, and she kind of smells because she doesn't believe in showering all the time, but this makes her more attractive, not less. Everything about Valerie exudes sex appeal — especially her name.ShareTweet Kinja is in read-only mode. We are working to restore service.