Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where Brad & Angie absolutely positively cannot win.
The tabloids always claim the couple is splitting, separated, or having "the fight to end all fights." So what happens when Brad and Angie kiss at the Super Bowl? The mags claim they're faking it, and putting on a show. The other big news this week? Jennifer Aniston hung out with Gerard Butler in Mexico. In Touch, Star, Us, Life & Style and Ok! all purchased fuzzy shots of Jen and Gerry taken by some guy camped out in the bushes in Cabo San Lucas. But when we were at the newsstand, we saw that People has actual photographs of Jen's birthday party — Jen blowing out the candles and so on. No matter! We've got "news" about Kendra's body, Ashlee's nose and Rihanna's film career!
"My Body After Baby."
In December, Kendra informed us that she lost 20 pounds in 3 weeks. Now it's 25 pounds in 8 weeks! The weird part is: We still don't care. She looks great, even though we suspect Photoshop shenanigans on the cover, since her thighs are a different shape in the pictures inside (see image 7). Moving on: Jessica Biel told her Valentine's Day costar Jennifer Garner that she was having trouble getting Justin to commit. "Jen advised her to back off and stop being so clingy," a source says. Among Jen's tips: "Play hard to get by being less available." And "Stop quizzing him about other women." Sounds like someone read The Rules! Lastly, this is a quote from Beyoncé: "Some days the only thing I want to do is is stay in my Uggs and watch Big Love and eat brownies!"
Grade: F (grade school play acting)