The 25th annual Santa Barbara International Film Festival, being a film festival in (or, rather, near) La-La Land, brought out stars. And awful clothes. And someone I swear I never, ever had a crush on, really.

Santa Barbara Film Fest? Two Stars.

Having devoted a full ten minutes to attempting to find a Somewhere in Time pun here, I'm giving it up and just presenting Jane Seymour: as she is.


Santa Barbara Film Fest? Two Stars.

You know what almost everything in the world never needs? A giant corset! Rachel McCord disagrees.


Santa Barbara Film Fest? Two Stars.

Angel McCord's like, "no, we agreed Grace Kelly, not Kelly Bundy!"


Santa Barbara Film Fest? Two Stars.

Nikki Deloach's bodice is like a Valentine. To the world.


Santa Barbara Film Fest? Two Stars.

Maggie Grace's embellishment makes her look like the silver is dragging her down! Maybe it is?


Santa Barbara Film Fest? Two Stars.

Cary Elwes (who, um, I never had a crush on in the Princess Bride era, I swear) is like, "look at this convenient sleaze arrow!"



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