The 25th annual Santa Barbara International Film Festival, being a film festival in (or, rather, near) La-La Land, brought out stars. And awful clothes. And someone I swear I never, ever had a crush on, really.

Having devoted a full ten minutes to attempting to find a Somewhere in Time pun here, I'm giving it up and just presenting Jane Seymour: as she is.

You know what almost everything in the world never needs? A giant corset! Rachel McCord disagrees.

Angel McCord's like, "no, we agreed Grace Kelly, not Kelly Bundy!"

Nikki Deloach's bodice is like a Valentine. To the world.

Maggie Grace's embellishment makes her look like the silver is dragging her down! Maybe it is?

Cary Elwes (who, um, I never had a crush on in the Princess Bride era, I swear) is like, "look at this convenient sleaze arrow!"



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