Jamie Lynn Spears And Casey Aldridge Split, Madonna Searches For Surrogates, And Taylor Lautner To Play Stretch Armstrong

  • Jamie Lynn Spears has reportedly broken up with Casey Aldridge, the father of her child, and is now dating 28-year-old James Watson, who doesn't care "at all about who she is. They really seem to like each other." [NYDN]
  • Tiger Woods saw his kids for the first time in six weeks yesterday after his wife, Elin, picked him up and brought him home from sex rehab. [RadarOnline]
  • Anne Hathaway says she's not much of an on-screen kisser: "Really you have to be Angelina Jolie to pull that off and still look good. I ain't no Angie." [NYDN]
  • In news that will break my mom's heart: Chris Meloni has announced that he will leave Law & Order: SVU during its 12th season, stating: "I think 12 years is enough, a good number." [USWeekly]
  • Madonna has rented a house in the Hamptons for the summer, which really makes me hope they film the second season of Jersey Shore there. Don't you just want to see The Situation try to talk his way into one of her private parties? Whatever. She would have been all about GTL in 1989. [PageSix]
  • Meanwhile, a source claims that Madonna is looking for a surrogate mother, as she wishes to have more children: "She decided to pursue the idea of surrogacy after being introduced to Sarah Jessica Parker by their mutual friend, Jerry Seinfeld's wife Jessica." [ShowbizSpy]
  • When Bill Murray's cab driver refused to take his credit card, Murray didn't have enough cash to pay the $200 cab fare, handing the driver $73 dollars and promising to send the rest—which he did, a few days later, along with a $23 tip. [TMZ]
  • Linda Hamilton says she divorced James Cameron because he was obsessed with his work: "'Titanic' was the mistress he left me for...He was the kind of man who really would rather be at work with the mistress than at home with the wife." [NYDN]
  • Michael Jackson's former physician, Dr. Conrad Murray, was photographed sitting outside of Jackson's tomb, for some strange reason. [DailyMail]
  • As part of their divorce settlement, Kate Walsh and her ex, Alex Young, will flip a coin to decide who retains ownership of several pieces of furniture and artwork.[People]
  • Lady Gaga was spotted walking around yesterday wearing a t-shirt and vest and carrying a baby, which is only weird in that she wasn't wearing a hat or carrying a tea cup. And super weird because she was totally wearing pants. [DailyMail]
  • Taylor Swift may be a bazillionaire at this point, but she still shops at big box stores: "I love Target and Walmart - I find the coolest things there." [ShowbizSpy]
  • Pete Wentz says Fall Out Boy's supposed breakup isn't necessarily a true breakup, after all: "We just haven't had the time to say anything. All I have been able to do is say, 'Man, I miss doing Fall Out Boy,' and I got to a better place hanging out with my son. Now I'm OK if Fall Out Boy comes back or doesn't come back. Like, if it's fun for everyone to do again, we're going to do it ... I just want it to be authentic when we come back." [Yahoo]
  • Helena Bonham-Carter says she's not quite sure about the goth label she's given: "I don't like the music particularly, I've got no goth records. Is it the predominant black? The make-up? And the whiteness? The white thing. Yes... Tim sometimes puts grey make-up on for the press and he doesn't tell me, so afterwards I'm like, 'You're ill!' He goes, nah, it's the grey make-up. Heeheeehee!" [Guardian]
  • Simon Monjack says he was stunned by the results of Brittany Murphy's autopsy: "Everything surprised me and Brittany's mom about the report. I expected the cause of death to be her heart." [TheSun]
  • Former teen idol Leif Garrett was charged with felony heroin possession yesterday. [Yahoo]
  • "I would love to have a baby... But I have two little dogs I take care of and they're so cute, but sometimes I forget them. One time I was in the locker room... I was busy and I left and I was in the car driving home and I was like, 'Oops!' I definitely don't need any kids because I forgot my dog."-Serena Williams [DailyExpress]
  • A source claims that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are back together and going strong: "Justin loves Jessica and he wants to be with her. She makes him happy, they have so much in common and she is a good fit for him. She's low-key and makes the effort to spend quality time with her family and friends. Justin was being preemptive when he considered breaking up - he realizes what it would be like to lose Jessica and he cares about her so much. He wants her in his life and they are in a great new place in their relationship." [ShowbizSpy]
  • For some reason, I can't stop laughing at this: Taylor Lautner has been signed to play Stretch Armstrong in an upcoming film adaptation that will tell the story of "an uptight spy who stumbles across a stretching formula, which he takes and must now adjust to in everyday life and when fighting crime." Will giant kids cut his arms off half way through to watch the blue goo ooze out? [JustJared]