Thirsty Thursday! The bartender's making your usual, so let's toast to the best comments of the day:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to The Force Is Strong With This One: "With so much drama in the galaxy/Its kinda hard bein a Sith L-O-R-D" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to "Pretty Young White Girls On OUR Covers:" Racists Come Out In Support Of Magazine Segregation: "Translated into English: Gah! I secretly know I'm ignorant and might just be stupid. I am ineffectual in real life so I troll the internet trying to make myself feel better. The only thing I can think of to feel pride in is the color of my skin, which is, ironically, not something I created or accomplished, but was an accident of birth. I lash out at people who express themselves more eloquently than I do, even when I don't exactly understand what they are saying. I feel a black hole of emptiness where my soul used to be, but, funny enough, all the hatred I dredge up doesn't fill it. I don't know what to do. Now, I'll end my missive and go scratch my nuts and/or ass in confusion and sublimated rage." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Homeless Chic: Still A Thing: "This LV trashbag tote pairs well with distressed holey white washed jeans. Forget to wash your hair for a couple of days, hit it with some old school aerosol hairspray, slip on some Louboutins (or even better get some Payless heels and stick red masking tape on the bottom) and voila — you're dressing like it's 1985. For evening, cut out part of sweater from the back and use bronzing powder to contour in your vertabrae. I'm waiting for boxy constructed bags of cardboard and ductape lovingly detailed with messages like 'Out of Work' and 'Hungry.' — Vogue, Fall 2010." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to J'adore Dior: " That dress makes me want to move to the desert and take multiple wives."

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