Dear John Premiere Is A Tearjerker

Dear John, the latest Nicholas Sparks weepie, opened last night at Grauman's Chinese Theater. And the styles on display were all about the accessories - not in a good way.

Dear John Premiere Is A Tearjerker

Does anyone else agree that they put Amanda Seyfried in a kinda weird outfit on the cover of Lucky? Anyway, this is really low-cut.


Dear John Premiere Is A Tearjerker

That said, even as the platform trend grows wearisome, these heels are rad.


Dear John Premiere Is A Tearjerker

Don't you think a threester for evening always looks a tad period piece? I do.


Dear John Premiere Is A Tearjerker

Jenna Dewan aka Mrs. Channing Tatum, goes all-out vamp.


Dear John Premiere Is A Tearjerker

I think we can all agree that Haylie Duff did awesome work in Napoleon Dynamite. So can we blame her for channeling Summer Wheatley?


Dear John Premiere Is A Tearjerker

Deja Kreutzberg: pewter-smith.


Dear John Premiere Is A Tearjerker

I'm assuming some photographer asked Alexa Vega to display this...right?


Dear John Premiere Is A Tearjerker

I like the impression that this is just on Rachel Hunter's daily round of errands. Groceries, premiere, dry-cleaning...


Dear John Premiere Is A Tearjerker

Leslea Fisher's bag is a good decoy: it almost distracted me from this peculiar sleeve!


Dear John Premiere Is A Tearjerker

Speaking of distractions: I give you Tiffany Thornton's necklace.


Dear John Premiere Is A Tearjerker

Bella Thorne endorses the new vogue for 3-year-old stylists.


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