The Look Of Music: Faces Of The Grammy AwardsS

At last night's very long, and very crowded, Grammy Awards, most of the audience members were just as confused, annoyed, and distracted as the viewers at home.

The Look Of Music: Faces Of The Grammy AwardsS

Some of Lady Gaga's ensembles seem sort of banal and old hat in the context of Elton John.


The Look Of Music: Faces Of The Grammy AwardsS

But with the flip of her hair, she can make it interesting all over again.


The Look Of Music: Faces Of The Grammy AwardsS

Green Day guy: "God, remember when I was punk rock?"


The Look Of Music: Faces Of The Grammy AwardsS

Jay-Z didn't think that Stephen Colbert's joke was funny, and The-Dream was equally offended for him.


The Look Of Music: Faces Of The Grammy AwardsS

At least it's his wife's breasts, this time.


The Look Of Music: Faces Of The Grammy AwardsS

Pink's ass caught the attention of LL Cool J and some random girl.


The Look Of Music: Faces Of The Grammy AwardsS

Speaking of asses, you could see Beyoncé's soldiers' butts from the front.


The Look Of Music: Faces Of The Grammy AwardsS

And then Beyoncé got her period.


The Look Of Music: Faces Of The Grammy AwardsS

She sang the scorned woman's anthem "You Oughta Know," marching right between her husband and his one-time rumored mistress Rihanna. Jay is pretending it's not happening, and Rihanna's all, "Are you making fun of me, Riz?"


The Look Of Music: Faces Of The Grammy AwardsS

"Taylor who?" Ringo Starr edition.


The Look Of Music: Faces Of The Grammy AwardsS

"Taylor who?" This guy edition.


The Look Of Music: Faces Of The Grammy AwardsS

Both of these people look like they're cross-dressing.


The Look Of Music: Faces Of The Grammy AwardsS

You'd think Will.I.Am would be psyched that he has 3-D glasses that match his outfit.


The Look Of Music: Faces Of The Grammy AwardsS

And you'd think Jay-Z would be less confused about what's going if he weren't too cool for school to wear his.


The Look Of Music: Faces Of The Grammy AwardsS

Pink didn't win.


The Look Of Music: Faces Of The Grammy AwardsS

Someone is desperate to get on camera.


The Look Of Music: Faces Of The Grammy AwardsS

Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you, Imma let you finish…


The Look Of Music: Faces Of The Grammy AwardsS

...but Lady Gaga had one of the best videos of all time!


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