There was a mysterious, horrible similarity to many of last night's getups - as if a first-year costume student had outfitted all the stars for a glam-rock interpretation of Kiss of the Spider Woman:

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Ciara gets points for creativity, coverage, and lots of visually interesting texture.


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Nadeea, meanwhile, surely gets the prize for economy.


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Sun does the delicate, feminine version of the look.


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Socialite Roberta Armani was like, "ooh, like hers - but can you make it in bloomers?!"


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And then there's Britney. Britney, Britney, Britney. She's like the leader of the worst modern dance troupe in the history of the world.


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Myra manages to suggest the spirit of a danger ahead sign!


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I never thought I'd be glad to see...well, anything about Muck Sticky's getup.


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Or that Phoebe Price could be the most demure woman on a page.


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