Oy vey. And you ain't even seen the actual "uglys" yet.

The Bad: In Which Grammy Fashions Get Fugly

Okay, is it just me, or was Taylor Swift's gown just not that flattering? Yes, I'm harder on her, but she's earned high expectations.


The Bad: In Which Grammy Fashions Get Fugly

Another one who just suffered from a less-than-flattering cut: Mary J.


The Bad: In Which Grammy Fashions Get Fugly

Oh, and Olivia Fox...although that's not really the end of the issues with her sad frock.


The Bad: In Which Grammy Fashions Get Fugly

I was so with Niecy Nash until we hit the dust ruffle.


The Bad: In Which Grammy Fashions Get Fugly

Shalia Durcal's gown may be one of the most unflattering I've ever seen and I'm really curious about her selection process, actually.


The Bad: In Which Grammy Fashions Get Fugly

And now we come to the parade of horrible minis. From Tia Carrere's sparse scrap...


The Bad: In Which Grammy Fashions Get Fugly

To Kaya Jones' oversized blouse...


The Bad: In Which Grammy Fashions Get Fugly

To Giuliana Rancic's disspiriting ruffle...


The Bad: In Which Grammy Fashions Get Fugly

To Liv Jones' cheerless floral...


The Bad: In Which Grammy Fashions Get Fugly

To Kristine Wu's American Apparel-worthy sparkles.


The Bad: In Which Grammy Fashions Get Fugly

And Heidi, all I'm saying is...


The Bad: In Which Grammy Fashions Get Fugly

It's really not a good sign when you're in the same subcategory as Snooki.


The Bad: In Which Grammy Fashions Get Fugly

I love that since last Thursday, Nina Garcia has made it acceptable to simply critique a dress like Miley Cyrus' by saying, "it's really ugly."


The Bad: In Which Grammy Fashions Get Fugly

And let's just use that again on Katy Perry's "floral," shall we?


The Bad: In Which Grammy Fashions Get Fugly

Lacey Mosley: embellishment run amok.


The Bad: In Which Grammy Fashions Get Fugly

It's like Imogen Heap literally thrust her head through a hatbox. Not that there's anything wrong with that.


The Bad: In Which Grammy Fashions Get Fugly

Why, in Los Angeles, you might ask, did Malina Moye feel the need to ruin a perfectly okay outfit with a dyed-to-match cerulean fox muff? I couldn't tell you, kids.


The Bad: In Which Grammy Fashions Get Fugly

Shir Shomron's fairy princess goes down in flames.


The Bad: In Which Grammy Fashions Get Fugly

Ke$ha's golden frock felt neither fresh nor fun, did feel really gold.


The Bad: In Which Grammy Fashions Get Fugly

I dig Pink's whole princessy contrast thing, but this guy's just too busy. What say you?


The Bad: In Which Grammy Fashions Get Fugly

J.Lo Takes asymmetry to a new, horrible low that could also just be called a large strip of fabric hanging over a mini.


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