It was grim last night, people. It was so grim that for the first time in the recorded history of GBU, "Good" actually includes "okay," and involves some serious grade inflation.

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Lea Michele's kicky little number was one of the few out-and-out "Goods" of the night, IMO.


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Mya was a Harlow-esque exercise in glam.


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Melody Thornton also works the slink.


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And if you must do the Barbie-Mermaid and shuffle all night, make it as pretty as Keri Hilson's.


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Sheryl Crow skews a tad "sand people," but hey, we needed a little elegance (and coverage.)


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Jane Zhang's white felt both modern and sweet.


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One thing you gotta say for Kathy Griffin: she takes her responsibilities as a diva seriously.


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This is kind of a new spin for Jennifer Hudson; I dig the sharp lines as a means to show off curves. You?


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Okay here's where it gets dicey: I have a feeling Kristen Bell's moderately interesting neck-detailed muumuu is being helped by the curve,


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Ditto Nicole Kidman's rather severe sexy 19th Century widow-wear.


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As to Fergie's mini, if that panel is indeed suede, well, that changes things somewhat... and not in a good way.


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