The Calvin Klein Collection & Los Angeles Nomadic Division 1st Annual Celebration For L.A. Arts Monthly and Art Los Angeles Contemporary - yes that's the name - was star-studded and typically understated...except when it wasn't. Like when Jared Leto appeared.

Jared Leto Terrifies At Calvin Klein Art Event

Penelope Cruz embodies the classic CK ethos in elegant neutrals.


Jared Leto Terrifies At Calvin Klein Art Event

...Well, Penelope and Jessica White!

Jared Leto Terrifies At Calvin Klein Art Event

Ginnifer Goodwin, meanwhile, does CK Faerie Queen.


Jared Leto Terrifies At Calvin Klein Art Event

Coco Rocha? Elegant majorette!


Jared Leto Terrifies At Calvin Klein Art Event

Nicky Hilton looks a ton like Tippi Hedren. Tippi Hendren has a big cat preserve. So.


Jared Leto Terrifies At Calvin Klein Art Event

Totally distracted by Melissa George's Evita lippie.


Jared Leto Terrifies At Calvin Klein Art Event

I'm loving Bijou Phillips' whimsical French girl thing. If that's what she's doing!


Jared Leto Terrifies At Calvin Klein Art Event

In this frigid East Coast cold snap, I can only gaze longingly at wearing effortless SoCal artist drag like Jordana Brewster's.


Jared Leto Terrifies At Calvin Klein Art Event

I mean, Ali Larter's in a CK version of the mini twinset! In January! The lucky dog!


Jared Leto Terrifies At Calvin Klein Art Event

And Kate Bosworth is in linen!


Jared Leto Terrifies At Calvin Klein Art Event

Linen!


Jared Leto Terrifies At Calvin Klein Art Event

Linen, I tell you!


Jared Leto Terrifies At Calvin Klein Art Event

Digging Beth Riesgraf's frock, a retro-ish take on the sparkle trend.


Jared Leto Terrifies At Calvin Klein Art Event

Milla forgot her pants...


Jared Leto Terrifies At Calvin Klein Art Event

China Chow stashed a yoga mat in her skirt...


Jared Leto Terrifies At Calvin Klein Art Event

...and Lady Victoria Harvey realized a childhood "fairy princess" fantasy.


Jared Leto Terrifies At Calvin Klein Art Event

This is either Santino Rice or a Bolshevik poet.


Jared Leto Terrifies At Calvin Klein Art Event

Greg Kinnear: Tom Wolfe called. He wants his suit back.


Jared Leto Terrifies At Calvin Klein Art Event

Catt Sadler's bag is currently performing in Hair; hence the 'do.


Jared Leto Terrifies At Calvin Klein Art Event

Jared Leto: back. Away. Slowly.


[Images via Getty]