Welcome back to midweek madness. Brad & Angie news: They've split, except they haven't. He had a rendez-vous with Jen, or he didn't. He maybe drunk-dialed Jen, then had make-up sex with Angie. And! The purpose of the beard, revealed.
"Yes! They're Together Again."
Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston "reunited" backstage at the Hope For Haiti Now telethon. Jen was talking with her old neighbors Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber, when Brad walked up an joined in. "Though their exchanged seemed casual, friends say Jen's warm reception filled Brad with emotion, as he has been struggling for weeks with memories of his ex-wife and the future they might have had together." And! A "pal" says: "He's driving himself crazy with idea that breaking up with Jen was the biggest mistake of his life." Actually, the ones being driven crazy with the idea are the people who write this stuff! The pal continues: "He's obsessed with her. She seems to be all he thinks about all the time." Oh, and Brad was so concerned about looking good for Jen that he even considered shaving his beard before the telethon! By the way, Shiloh dresses like a dude because she and Brad are "best buds" and she "tries to emulate Daddy's style." Meanwhile, Maddox has a crush on Kim Kardashian (see image 7) and thinks she is the "hottest girl." The cover screams, "Kristen Talks To Ok!" — really? After you claimed she was engaged to Sparklevamp? Anyway, inside there's a short quote from Ms. Stewart…about Joan Jett. Finally: Sources say Britney Spears is depressed and not eating; the mag asks if she is "headed for a major meltdown"?
Grade: F ( Grizzly Adams)