Brr! It's cold in here! There must be some stars in the atmosphere! Or maybe it's just lots of snow and the Utah climate? Whatever, join the Schadenfreude and watch Hollywood deal with the sub-zeroes for a few days:

Fur, Freezing And Franco: The Stars Take Sundance Film Festival

James Franco: the jacket of a night watchman, the facial hair of a poet, the eyes of a seer.


Fur, Freezing And Franco: The Stars Take Sundance Film Festival

Why look! the Hamm-Westfeldts look just as picturesque and in love in winterwear!


Fur, Freezing And Franco: The Stars Take Sundance Film Festival

Fur - and, it would seem, your own Saint Bernard-style brandy keg - are another option, as shown by Paz de la Huerta and Rachel Sheedy.


Fur, Freezing And Franco: The Stars Take Sundance Film Festival

This is another. Not to be tried at home. Tried far too often in Brooklyn.


Fur, Freezing And Franco: The Stars Take Sundance Film Festival

Okay, Ryan Reynolds, you can come back in. Enough with the puppydog eyes.


Fur, Freezing And Franco: The Stars Take Sundance Film Festival

Riley Keough shows some serious commitment to the plunging neckline. Hey, glam - and, for that matter, exposed chests - are in the genes.


Fur, Freezing And Franco: The Stars Take Sundance Film Festival

I never thought I'd see the day that Ryan Gosling wore a denim pea coat. Not that I'd thought about it. Much.


Fur, Freezing And Franco: The Stars Take Sundance Film Festival

See, I feel if she were really method, K.Stew woulda foregone a jacket altogether. Now, that would be hardcore. But Utah's really cold.


Fur, Freezing And Franco: The Stars Take Sundance Film Festival

I was gonna say Kristen looked high-school but apparently the kids are dressing like Hannah Marks these days!


Fur, Freezing And Franco: The Stars Take Sundance Film Festival

Johnny Lewis staves off the chill with a knowing smirk, some Iron Crosses.


Fur, Freezing And Franco: The Stars Take Sundance Film Festival

Elodie Bouchez, clearly in shock from the weather, appears to have thrown on every warm garment she owns - like when I first experienced winter in Chicago.


Fur, Freezing And Franco: The Stars Take Sundance Film Festival

Juliette Lewis attempts to make warmth punk; like everyone in the history of the world, she fails spectacularly. (And those rubber leggings? Probably like skin-tight iceboxes.)


Fur, Freezing And Franco: The Stars Take Sundance Film Festival

I hear Paul Dano's really nice. I see he has a terrible goatee. I feel bad about this. I smell...okay, enough.


Fur, Freezing And Franco: The Stars Take Sundance Film Festival

Katie Holmes! The fact that it's cold is no excuse for starting yet another horrible jean trend!


Fur, Freezing And Franco: The Stars Take Sundance Film Festival

Kevin Kline, in classic Winter Dad Chic.


Fur, Freezing And Franco: The Stars Take Sundance Film Festival

And John C. Reilly, as dad's kinda skeezy poker buddy.


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