Paris's Etam lingerie fashion show was hosted by supermodel Natalia Vodianova and attracted royals, stars and fashion icons. Also, bunny backpacks, weird pajamas and animal skins!

Oh La La! The Etam Fashion Show Was Tres Bizarre

Natalia Vodianova designed a lingerie line for Etam. For some reason, this means she needed to wear poopy-pants and a bunny backpack.


Oh La La! The Etam Fashion Show Was Tres Bizarre

I was going to say, maybe her little kids love it. Then I saw the eyes.


Oh La La! The Etam Fashion Show Was Tres Bizarre

Or maybe in Paris they're just far ahead of us, fashion-wise. (Julie Depardieu.)


Oh La La! The Etam Fashion Show Was Tres Bizarre

Let's ask Carine Roitfeld!


Oh La La! The Etam Fashion Show Was Tres Bizarre

Hilary Swank's like, damn! I just caught up to one-armed!


Oh La La! The Etam Fashion Show Was Tres Bizarre

Marina Hands looks enviably cool.


Oh La La! The Etam Fashion Show Was Tres Bizarre

As does Inglourious Basterds' Melanie Laurent, although I can't tell if this is a raincoat or just really shiny.


Oh La La! The Etam Fashion Show Was Tres Bizarre

Olga Kurylenko dressed up for the occasion, may be carrying a tiny yoga mat.


Oh La La! The Etam Fashion Show Was Tres Bizarre

Delphine Chaneac does a twist on classic Parisian tweeds.


Oh La La! The Etam Fashion Show Was Tres Bizarre

Nora Arnezeder apparently hit Jurassic Park for her jacket. Which will not end well.


Oh La La! The Etam Fashion Show Was Tres Bizarre

Johanna Preiss and Mlle Agnes demonstrate the special French alchemy that can make the obviously ludicrous mysteriously chic.


Oh La La! The Etam Fashion Show Was Tres Bizarre

Karen Mulder's ludicrous duds just look ludicrous.


Oh La La! The Etam Fashion Show Was Tres Bizarre

Prior to seeing Marie Gillain, I would have thought that matching lipstick to shoes was a dubious scheme.


Oh La La! The Etam Fashion Show Was Tres Bizarre

Charlotte Casiraghi is a royal and the granddaughter of Princess Grace. We hold her to an unusually high standard.


Oh La La! The Etam Fashion Show Was Tres Bizarre

Later, Natalia changed into this Mrs. Roper special.


Oh La La! The Etam Fashion Show Was Tres Bizarre

One of the getups.


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