It wasn't all smiles at the Shrine. Oh, no. There were also snakes, shiny suits, prom dresses... and did we mention the cartoon villains?

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Mara New is either the best or the worst-dressed person here. And she may know something the rest of us don't.


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There was a plague of grotesquely shiny (and possibly waterproof) suits upon the SAGs. Adam Lambert was far from the only offender, but he shall stand in for the trend as a whole to avoid the tedium - and potential blindness - of showing all of them!


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Jeremy Renner's velvet was, blessedly, unique.


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Anna Paquin's reptile-print McQueen suggests some kind of end-of-innocence Garden-of-Eden metaphor but, come on, it's just a dress, let's not get carried away here.


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Jenna Ushkowitz is veering dangerously close to "prom" territory. And if she gets even closer, well...maybe...someone random on the internet won't like it!


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Joan Allen: please explain. Inquiring minds want to know.


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Paula Patton: there is no need for red-carpet maternity dowdiness in this day and age! And less need for meringues!


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Is it just me, or was Michelle Forbes kinda channeling cartoon villainness?


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The stunning Sofia Vergara can almost pull off this unhappy Carolina Herrerra ombre.


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Okay, digging that Jennifer Carpenter tried something riskier and more modern with this Paule Ka. However. She looks like she's on the crew of The Love Boat circa 2050. (Which, yes, I will be watching.)


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Julia Louis-Dreyfus: love the shape, loathe the Dolce & Gabbana dress.


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Deborah Ann Woll falls into the 70s-bridesmaid trap that bedeviled the GG's. (Can a trap bedevil? Work with me.) This is Gustavo Cadile Resort 2010.


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Tia Carrere's dress looks like it was tailored by me, drunk.


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