Confession: this isn't the Howl premiere at Sundance. That was boring. This is Legion, at L.A.'s ArcLight's Cinerama Dome Theater, and very nice and star-studded it was, too. But I'll be damned if I'm cheated out of my Ginsberg reference!

I Saw The Best Clothes Of My Generation Destroyed By Madness.

I love dandies gone wild. Hence, I love Doug Jones, who appears to have escaped from the pages of The Chap, crossed with The Hulk.


I Saw The Best Clothes Of My Generation Destroyed By Madness.

We don't talk about Friday Night Lights enough around here. Which makes it hard to debate how we feel about Adrianne Palicki's hair color and bedazzled bandage situation.


I Saw The Best Clothes Of My Generation Destroyed By Madness.

I have been staring at this for the past 20 minutes and still have no leads on why Tia Carrere is carrying a parasol.


I Saw The Best Clothes Of My Generation Destroyed By Madness.

We've all, like Lily Collins, fallen prey to the lure of the statement belt.


I Saw The Best Clothes Of My Generation Destroyed By Madness.

Kate Walsh always makes it look so easy: it's the earrings that really make it, yes?


I Saw The Best Clothes Of My Generation Destroyed By Madness.

I'm confused, and intrigued, by Willa Holland's shoes, which are in such stark contrast to her careful bombshell getup and hair.


I Saw The Best Clothes Of My Generation Destroyed By Madness.

While I have certain concerns about Paul Bettany's Darwin biopic, the man can wear a suit. And his mastery of biology in Master and Commander was undeniable.


I Saw The Best Clothes Of My Generation Destroyed By Madness.

Vail Bloom, red carpet leggings. Tights Are Not Pants put up a good fight, but we have to know when to raise the white flag.


I Saw The Best Clothes Of My Generation Destroyed By Madness.

Actor Gunner Wright demonstrates that a denim trench is, indeed, a lot of denim.


I Saw The Best Clothes Of My Generation Destroyed By Madness.

Deja Kreutzberg is apparently being forced by a principal to do a fingertip test, failing.


I Saw The Best Clothes Of My Generation Destroyed By Madness.

Really digging James Cromwell's old salt look.


I Saw The Best Clothes Of My Generation Destroyed By Madness.

And the fact that Jeanette Miller is dressed for festive comfort!


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