One of the grossest words in the English language — "wifey" — is now part of a trending topic on Twitter. After the jump, some examples of what #arealwifey does.
She keeps giving:
MrDickCannon Official #arealwifey doesnt watch porn with her man, she turns the shit off and makes some
BobbyJComedy #aRealWifey Would walk Closest to the Curb just in case a Car is coming at 50mph and Die for you... :)
iRockFitties #arealwifey wont mind suckin ur balls too ...
She cooks, of course:
SplashLewinsky #arealwifey will have ur plate ready wen u come in the door
JessicaLaliah #arealwifey KNOWS HOW TO KEEP A HOUSEHOLD IN CHECK. SHE'S THE BOSS AND HER MAN KNOWS IT.
But also soft:
LLkoolAyOjO #arealwifey will get her hair and nails done every week religiously to look good for her man
Most of #arealwifey is silly:
AdrianThaHulk Show me #arealwifey and ill show you big foot riding a unicorn
But some of it is serious, and kind of sad:
Lola_Pooh #arealwifey makes sure her husband is happy with her so he doesn't find another woman to fulfill his happiness.
And of all the tweets, this is my favorite:
MyLifeQuoted #arealwifey doesn't use the term "wifey"
Or maybe this:
katehable If someone called me any form of #arealwifey they would get cut