Joan Rivers has returned to E!—after a seven-year break—to host awards season episodes of Fashion Police. Luckily, Joan was her typical cutting, nasty self because, let's face it, she's not very funny when she's nice.



While critiquing the dresses Heidi Klum and Christina Hendricks wore to the Golden Globes—both of which she thought were ill-fitting and unflattering to their figures—Joan asked, "Doesn't anybody have a gay friend to say, 'No'?"


But it wasn't just the women that Joan—and her co-hosts Jay Manuel, Giuliana Rancic, and Khloe Kardashian Odom—ripped into. The men got it as well. Particularly Mickey Rourke, who the panel awarded Worst Dressed Male. Worst Dressed Female went to Tina Fey, whose dress, Joan said, had "more ribs than a box of condoms."

George Clooney was picked for Best Dressed Male, which makes sense, but for some insane reason, Penelope Cruz was awarded Best Dressed Female. Joan didn't agree.