Arthur Kade, noted humanitarian and inventor of the groundbreaking Kade Scale (it rates women from 1 to 10!) has broken in to the Australian media with an interview in Cleo magazine, which he has helpfully posted on his incomprehensiblog.
Highlights of the interview include Kade's views on dating ("I know that I can get any girl that I want and, currently being a celebrity, girls are all over me all the time") and his dreams ("I want to be an Oscar-winning actor. Also, I enjoy writing so much, and want to pen a New York Times best-selling book and be a Pulitzer Prize-winning novelist"). Some have suggested that Arthur Kade is to the Internet as James Franco is to General Hospital, but after perusing his blog
The Dangling Modifier ArthurKade.com, we've come up with another theory. Here's what he says about his appearance in Cleo: