Live Blog: E!'s Golden Globes Red Carpet Although Joan Rivers has signed on to host E!'s Fashion Police , she's not allowed on the actual red carpet, so we'll have to sit back pray that correspondents Jay Manuel or Ryan Seacrest say something bitchy during their live coverage.
FYI ladies: Make sure to also check the main page, early and often: We're putting up red carpet photos plus coverage of the other GG preshows.
8:01 Dear Ryan, This camera angle isn't making you look taller. Live Blog: E!'s Golden Globes Red Carpet
7:58 Giuliana Rancic is giving me second-hand embarrassment!
7:53 Christina Hendricks is awesome! She said that celebs are whacky because they forget to eat.
7:48 Tracy Morgan has the best Glam Cam pose, by far. Live Blog: E!'s Golden Globes Red Carpet
7:43 Roger Ebert is Tweeting while watching the red carpet. He's funny. Live Blog: E!'s Golden Globes Red Carpet
7:38 Why is Heidi Klum holding her butt? Live Blog: E!'s Golden Globes Red Carpet
7:34 I can't tell if Taylor Lautner's tux has an intentional wet look, or if he's actually wet from the rain. I hope it's the latter. Live Blog: E!'s Golden Globes Red Carpet
7:31 Jennifer Garner is looking very, very thin. Note: She is a Rachel Zoe client. Live Blog: E!'s Golden Globes Red Carpet
7:21 #1, I will most definitely get "a little bit" [snap, shrug ] "difficult" on Mariah's signature champagne. #2 Boobs.
7:18 Oooh! Mimi!!!! Clip to come, obvs. 7:11 For real, Giuliana Rancic needs to shut up about dieting and working out and bodies and shit. It's a total Slanket and Doritos and no brarawn buzzkill 7:10 I think Tina Fey's dress will prove to be polarizing, but I'm into it. Live Blog: E!'s Golden Globes Red Carpet
7:04 I compulsively say "That's what she said" whenever Steve Carell talks. 7:02 Does Anna Paquin remind anyone else of Sandra Bernhard? 6:59 Did Vera Farmiga just make a gay joke to Seacrest?
6:56 I'm glad Tarantino's bolo-tie-meets-cummerbun was addressed.
6:48 Whoa, Patricia Arquette. Tits ahoy. 6:45 How has Quentin Tarantino not had a coke crash yet? I guess his mania is actually natural, because he should've already had a downward spiral, a career lapse, only to be reinstated by an acting role in a movie directed by, well, him. 6:43: Adrian Grenier is like a young Ray Liotta with better skin. Right? 6:32 Sister wives! God, Jeanne Tripplehorn is stunning. I hadn't realized how much of a character choice her look on Big Love was. Live Blog: E!'s Golden Globes Red Carpet
6:30 Ha! Mickey Rourke gave Seacrest a wedgie. Perfect! 6:22 Ricky Gervais is being interviewed now. At least he's not tardy for the party. The only other people who've talked to E! so far are from House and Glee . No movie stars. 6:20 OK, it's official: There's a Haiti "cause" ribbon. Live Blog: E!'s Golden Globes Red Carpet
6:14 Although the circumstances surrounding it are obviously devastating and unfortunate, I have to say that I really enjoy the awkwardness of celebrity telethons. 6:08 It's raining, it's pouring, this is really boring. 6:01 Every time I see Jay Manuel, all I can think about are those plastic Ken Doll heads in Living Colour's "Glamour Boys" video.