Last night's season premiere of We's Little Miss Perfect taught us that not all of the child beauty pageant accoutrements we've gotten to know and hate—mainly those baby dentures called "flippers"—are beneficial to a contestant's score.

Little Miss Perfect: Flipper BabiesS

Madison, the girl with the flipper featured in the previous clip, never really managed to make her new teeth work for her.


There are three things that set the Little Miss Perfect pageant apart from other traveling child beauty pageants:
1.) Talking shit on kids is encouraged.


2.) The "Little Miss Perfect Pageant" song.


3.) Wow Wear
Example to the left.