Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where it's ALL BABIES, ALL THE TIME. Even though Angelina has a "baby bump," her relationship with Brad's on the rocks! But that's nothing compared to what's up with 16-year-old Ali Lohan, poor baby.
"Kendra & Kourtney Talk Baby!"
This is a Kendra and Kourtney: "exclusive." Hilarious. Margaret says: "There is nothing remarkable here." Both ladies talk about losing baby weight, blah blah blah. Oh, and there's a quote from Khloe Kardashian, who would like to have a boy, because there aren't enough boys in the family. However: She is not pregnant. Also inside: Staged pictures from Jersey Shore stars Sammi and Ronnie's "romantic" "date" in New York City (see image 7). Brad and Angie aren't going to the Golden Globes because, a "source" says, Angie knows that everyone will be looking for them to interact with Jennifer Aniston, and "as strong as Angie looks, she's actually very scared of Jen." In a sidebar, we learn that it's been five years since Brad and Jen split; that picture of them on a beach where he's wearing a shirt with the word "TRASH" was January 6, 2005.
Grade: F, back on academic probation (sewage)