Monday's best comments? We got 'em!

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to The Party In The USA Got A Little Wild: "Oh, Miley. Charlotte's skills were limited to writing "Some Pig" etc, not dressmaking." Similarly: "It looks like she got into a battle with E.B. White's Charlotte and lost horribly. Not like that was any competition." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to "Thank U Berry Munch" For New Girl Scout Cookies: "I'm sorry, but I can't endorse the use of textspeak in the name of a cookie. This is teaching our impressionable young women it's okay to use shorthand in official documents/delicious dessert food." (We say: You're gonna love their O RLY? Rd Vlvt Cupcakes.) • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Sarah Palin's Inevitable Fox Deal Does Not Include Getting Her Own Talk Show:

This could be done right. Let's give her a show where she interviews terrorists and then she says goofy things and winks at the camera while her subjects are befuddled. It can be called "Palin around with Terrorists." Ooh, and she can have a brainy, Middle Eastern sidekick who goes by al-Kafi, and he tries to explain things to her rationally, but she calls him Al Coffee, and always interrupts him to say "just get me a coffee - if I wanted advice, I'd ask for Al Advice." Then she would wink at the camera, and as he scurries for her coffee, she'd get in some product placement and say "Make it a Folger's, none of that half-calf vinny hoo-ha mocha latte ya-ya nonsense for me. We'll leave that for the liberal east coasters!" And then the laugh track would play. There will have to be a laugh track of course. You betcha.

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