If you stuffed yourself on Thanksgiving, nibbled treats through December and washed it all down with a boozy New Year's Eve while frigid temps kept you sun-deprived, know this: Victoria's Secret thinks you're ready to shimmy into a skimpy swimsuit.
Hey, Maybe you're in Australia. Or maybe you're on vacation in St. Bart's right now (if so, STFU about it). But some of us are in the grips of a cruel winter, and lithe 22-year-olds cavorting on the shore in shredded leotards doesn't make us feel any better.
For some reason I thought that old-school, retro, vintage-inspired swimsuits like the ones in Glamour last spring were here to stay. They're sexy without trying to hard, and so very Esther Williams. (I have one of her suits!)