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By Margaret Hartmann Jan 6, 2010 5:00 PM 46,790

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This Week In Tabloids: John Mayer Breaks Up The Taylors & Jersey Shore Films A Sex Tape

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we forage for gossip in the tabloids' garbage. This week: Elin "eats her way through the pain," John Mayer hits on Taylor Swift, and the Jersey Shore kids film themselves "pounding it out."

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