10 Things To Do In 2010

Fuck resolutions! Here are a few things we actually plan to do in '10.

I'm going to be perfectly honest: there is no holiday I hate more than New Year's Eve. Not St. Paddy's Day or Slutoween, or even Valentine's Day. New Year's seems to be the one holiday calculated to piss me off. There is the pressure of high expectations, the whole kiss-at-midnight bit, the tacky glasses, and the fact that the high point of the night occurs when I'm usually just getting ready to go out the door (although I do like any excuse to drink champagne). But there is nothing more loathsome than the barrage of impossible resolutions.

And according to a new study out of University of Hertfordshire, resolutions may actually hurt you more than they help. Out of the 700 students surveyed, only 22% managed to keep their resolutions. The other 78%, those that "failed," were naturally left unhappy with the whole enterprise. "If you do it on the spur of the moment, it probably doesn't mean that much to you and you won't give it your all. Failing to achieve your ambitions is often psychologically harmful because it can rob people of a sense of self control," explained psychologist Richard Wiseman. So this year, instead of "resolving" to lose 10 lbs, run a marathon, and learn how to cook French food, we're going to try to do a couple of things. Before you call us a bunch of hypocrites, I would like to point out that these aren't resolutions per se, since we haven't actually resolved to do anything, except make a (slight) effort. Plus, these things are totally doable, which cuts down on the disappointment factor. In no particular order, things we might do in 2010:

Start Eating At A Table (And Not The Computer)
I know it is my own fault I have to hit the "k" on my keyboard four or five times before it will type, but I still eat at my laptop constantly. In 2010, I will make a sincere effort to do this less, or at least, to have less soupy, spill-able meals.

Drink More Adult Drinks
Dodai plans to start ordering whiskey and bourbon, and other such "grown-up" drinks.

Get A Driver's License
Sadie prefaces this with "same as always," but maybe 2010 is the year! And if not, this can be a goal for the decade.

Take Better Care Of Our Clothing
Anna N. writes that she will "Get some decent pants-hangers so my pants actually stay hung and don't just crumple into a sad pants-pile on my closet floor." I've also decided maybe it is time to start dry cleaning things that very clearly warn "dry clean only."

Delete Old Boyfriend's Numbers (Or Any Unused Contacts)
Dodai suggested that we make 2010 the year we let go of the ex's number. And while you're at it, it might be a good time to remove all those people you met and saved under names like "Blond Pizza Guy."

Purge Our Vocabulary Of Useless Words And Dead Memes
Anna N. is already leading this movement with her posts on douchebag and offended, but I'm thinking more along the lines of LOLCat speak (only when spoken aloud - online is still fair game), "totes," and my personal worst, "you know?"

Limit Soda Intake
Two of our interns mentioned that they have serious issues with Diet Coke and Diet Dr. Pepper, the "issue" being that they drink far too much of it. While "eating healthier" is a really hard resolution to keep (and one that Margaret has given up on entirely, especially since her birthday is January 5th, "so it would just end in failure [and cake]") trying to drink less soda is easier, and more specific. Also: eat less take out.

Stop Biting My Nails
"Which is my resolution every year," adds Hortense. "Though this year I jumped the gun and got a manicure last week and already have weekly ones scheduled through the first half of January to keep me on track, so maybe it will work."

Go Someplace New
Dodai has suggested instead of trying not to do certain things, we try to do more stuff, like visiting a new place. This doesn't necessarily require a plane ticket - even going to a new restaurant, or a museum you've never seen, counts.

Ease Up On The Anger
Again, they key word here is try. But maybe 2010 will be the year I stop flipping off other drivers, and write less rant-y posts about major holidays. But then again, maybe not.

New Year's Resolutions Doomed To Failure, Say Psychologists [Guardian]

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