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By Margaret Hartmann Dec 23, 2009 3:30 PM 51,825

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This Week In Tabloids: Angie’s "So Lonely" & The Jersey Shore Kids Are Injecting Tanner

Every Wednesday, we read the tabloids so you don't have to. This week, Angie's pregnant (again), Jen takes a break from pining for Brad to host a chili cook-off, and we learn how to achieve an unhealthy glow Jersey Shore-style.

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