Friday, at long last. And these excellent comments:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Repent, And Salahi No More: Celebrity Names That Should Be Verbs:
"To Aniston verb, trans: to suffer years of continual loneliness and child-coveting following a devastating breakup, resulting in embarrassing, pathetic behavior which will provide celebrity magazine's with approximately half of their 'stories' for years to come.
See also: to Simpson." And!: "This one is a noun, I can not endorse this in verb form.
Pratt noun from Latin prattao, prattae or pray God send him away
1. One of the signs of the Apocalypse
2. A flesh coloured beard with a penchant for stupid remarks.
See also Montag" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Speak Softly & Carry A Big _____: "This looks like his folk album cover titled: I'm British, He's Bearded (don't they all have bands now?)" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Most Overused Romantic Comedy Cliches Of The Decade: "I shouldn't tell you this, but I'm actually a journalist from the future, sent back in time to alter a young woman's pregnancy hormones so the baby she is carrying won't turn out to be gay and we can get married in 25 years. I must follow my journalistic ethics, unless a hot man is involved somehow. I will also be deported back to the year 2030 unless I can find someone to marry me and renew my time travel visa. It can be absolutely anyone except the charmingly Scottish street sweeper who works outside my building. My pet squirrel hates him." We say: Don't forget the makeover montage, set to a pop song by a female vocalist!

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