Urban Outfitters: A New Year's Eve Party Of OneS

There are some really nice outfits in this Urban Outfitters catalog, but, apparently, they're meant to be worn when you're in a room by yourself.

Urban Outfitters: A New Year's Eve Party Of OneS

This sweater is kind of cute, even if you suspect it might be itchy.

Urban Outfitters: A New Year's Eve Party Of OneS

God I am a sucker for a girlish dress. I grew up on Alice in Wonderland, Dorothy and Shirley Temple, and there's a part of me that can't let go of the classic, full-skirted silhouette. Advanced users can add a headband for full-on Blair Waldorf.

Urban Outfitters: A New Year's Eve Party Of OneS

Then again: Sexy is cool, too.

Urban Outfitters: A New Year's Eve Party Of OneS

There is never a colder, harsher light than that of the sun on January First. May as well throw on some sequins and drink all the champagne yourself, sweetie. They're not coming.

Urban Outfitters: A New Year's Eve Party Of OneS

"One is the loneliest number… I tried to cry into my poncho, but I stabbed myself in the eye with a stud."

Urban Outfitters: A New Year's Eve Party Of OneS

Oh, hello. I love you. No, not you. I'm talking to your red suede shoes. Gimme.

Urban Outfitters: A New Year's Eve Party Of OneS

Sometimes I hate UO, but everything here looks really goregous, even though these models are doing their best to hide the awesome from us.

Urban Outfitters: A New Year's Eve Party Of OneS

Wow. Wow! Yes on the coat, the blouse, the skirt and the floral wall hanging. No on the shoes, but everything else is so great, I'm in a forgiving mood.

Urban Outfitters: A New Year's Eve Party Of OneS

Sorry, I only have one word for this, and it is: CUUUUUUTE!

Urban Outfitters: A New Year's Eve Party Of OneS

Sigh. I like everything here, too! What is going on? Has UO changed? Right when I was counting on its overwrought fuggery?

Urban Outfitters: A New Year's Eve Party Of OneS

Oh. Hideous Hipster Slanket Thingy. I knew UO would not disappoint.

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