The very best comments of the day!

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Jersey Shore's The Situation Anoints Conan O'Brien With His Own Nickname: "If Snooki wants a 'juicehead' she is clearly unaware of the, ahem, shrinkage situation that will occur. Too bad. Snookin' for Love in all the wrong places!" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to "Kill The Bill": Is Real Health Care Reform Still Worth Fighting For?: " If the Civil Rights Act were like this, it would have given African-Americans the right to vote if they had a white person vouch for them at the poll and then they could only vote for a racist Dixiecrat. What an awesome step forward! Everyone is voting now! We can let them make their own voting choices in an expansion to the bill somewhere down the line someday! It's an awesome, incremental first step. Sorry, even calling this bill health care reform anymore is an insult. It should be the Obama Insurance Company Enrichment Act of 2009." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Jersey Shore's The Situation Anoints Conan O'Brien With His Own Nickname: "Watching the JS people, I know how Ariel must have felt watching humans. I'm completely mystified by them.
Ready to know what the 'guidos' know
Ask 'em my questions and get some answers
What's a STD and why does it - what's the word?
Burn?
" And: Up on the Jersey board walk,
having too much fun,
Looks like they spend all day in the sun,
Haters free - wish I never have to be,
Part of their ‘guido' world!!!!"
And:
What would I give, to live in Seaside Heights?
What would I pay,
to have a tan just like you?
What would I do to see your
abs on TVeeeeee?

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