Entertainment Earth: Bring Christian Bale & Joan Jett Home For Christmas

There's some new stuff in the latest Entertainment Earth catalog. Plus: Free shipping on Christian Bale? Where do we sign?

Entertainment Earth: Bring Christian Bale & Joan Jett Home For Christmas

This eight-inch tall Kubrick of Max from Where The Wild Things Are is fairly cute and totally collectible, which is why they can price it at $149.99. Me? I'd rather have the "My Reusable Bag Makes Me Better Than You" tote, for $9.99. I might even buy one for my sister.

Entertainment Earth: Bring Christian Bale & Joan Jett Home For Christmas

It was actually someone's job to be on nose-quality control for this Barbra Streisand Barbie. Think about that.

Entertainment Earth: Bring Christian Bale & Joan Jett Home For Christmas

Wolverine's leather jacket is awesome, though pricey ($348.99). The Boondock Saints figures have interchangeable heads! Meanwhile. Lucius Malfoy looks like he had a bad experience at the salon. Someone get him a concentrated humectant, STAT!

Entertainment Earth: Bring Christian Bale & Joan Jett Home For Christmas

Yeah yeah yeah. Twilight. I was just noticing how cute Coraline's outfits are. $42 for a set of three? Seems fair. I wish she came with the glow-in-the-dark star spangled sweater, though.

Entertainment Earth: Bring Christian Bale & Joan Jett Home For Christmas

Um. This Bruce Wayne doll. Is hot. Am I weird? Because I really think they did a good job. A scowl like that makes my parts feel funny. And yet: For $205, he really ought to offer to cook dinner. Or, at the very least, vibrate.

Entertainment Earth: Bring Christian Bale & Joan Jett Home For Christmas

I really wish that Anakin Skywalker's robe and boots could be my new blogging outfit. Add a white tee and jeans and you have an ensemble! I'd go to the deli, the post office, etc. It's really a fashion-forward look, right up there with Cloak or Margiela. Until you add the light saber.

Entertainment Earth: Bring Christian Bale & Joan Jett Home For Christmas

The Debbie Harry doll "screams charisma!" But not literally. Unfortunately.

Wait. OMG. Tiny stripper shoes.

Entertainment Earth: Bring Christian Bale & Joan Jett Home For Christmas

Joan Jett's sneakers and wrist bandanna: Love.

Entertainment Earth: Bring Christian Bale & Joan Jett Home For Christmas

I know she was unusual. But she didn't have rick rack on her dress, did she?

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