The Awesomeness Of The Sherlock Holmes Premiere? Elementary!

Yes, the film may be cockamamie. But when the premiere, at London's Empire Leicester Square, has not just Robert and Jude and Rachel and Heather Graham but Gwen Stefani, too, well, that's all we're looking at.

The Awesomeness Of The Sherlock Holmes Premiere? Elementary!

Rachel McAdams: Studio 54 Olympus.


The Awesomeness Of The Sherlock Holmes Premiere? Elementary!

How dapper is Ozwald Boateng - controversial stripe and all? Man, the Brits.


The Awesomeness Of The Sherlock Holmes Premiere? Elementary!

Robert Downey Jr (with wife Susan Levin) does not seem to have profited from his proximity to Savile Row. Unless, that is, muscle tees and fedoras are being cranked out by bespoke tailors.


The Awesomeness Of The Sherlock Holmes Premiere? Elementary!

The combination of little girl's party dress and medieval chatelaine's girdle somehow works on Jenni Falconer.


The Awesomeness Of The Sherlock Holmes Premiere? Elementary!

A good rule of thumb is probably "union jack purse" or "leopard pumps." But Zara Martin knows rules are made to be broken.


The Awesomeness Of The Sherlock Holmes Premiere? Elementary!

Jude Law skews oddly "Little Tramp." Having seen him on Broadway in yoga togs not a few weeks ago, however, I can assure you that he is in fact still both handsome and extremely handsome.


The Awesomeness Of The Sherlock Holmes Premiere? Elementary!

A free imaginary cupcake to whoever can interpret the allegory on Kelly Reilly's dress.


The Awesomeness Of The Sherlock Holmes Premiere? Elementary!

It's like Heather Graham is channeling Roller Girl: the later years.


The Awesomeness Of The Sherlock Holmes Premiere? Elementary!

It's like Gwen Stefani creates a cool whirlpool that draws all coolness into her orbit. This is how to do easy winter!

The Awesomeness Of The Sherlock Holmes Premiere? Elementary!

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