Alpine Cigarettes: Approved By The Mother Of The First Kid Sent By Television

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I have no idea what's going on here, you guys. Apparently, "when you think Alpine," you think Mike Teevee's mother vacuuming an insane room alongside a woman who is "not included among your 200 free gifts." Click to enlarge. [VintageAds]

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