When you've got Kate, Jerry, Pixie, Twiggy and a hundred others, you know this is one red-carpet worth the gawking. And last night at the Royal Courts of Justice, they were!
On most of us: a hippie curtain. On Natalia Vodianova? Sophisticated perfection.
Not sure if Amber Le Bon is channeling her mother...or Duran-Duran's "Rio" period.
Dancer Kristina Rihanoff channels the pompom, which is either always - or never - perfectly appropriate.
It's like 100% of the time, Jerry Hall's wearing an awesome neon sign proclaiming, "you can take the girl our of Texas..."
Throw in a little London, and apparently you get Georgia May Hall!
Here's the question: are Eva Herzigova ...
...and Daisy Lowe wearing very similar dresses? Okay, only sort of.
Do we love Claudia Schiffer's vaguely festive psychedelia? No. Can we admit she looks amazing it it? Yes.
Pixie Geldof , or Morticia Sedgwick?
There we go! Myleene Klass is like the only one working the sequins trend - at the only time of year when it's actually festive!
Why didn't Twiggy whip out this bitch face - or these White Snake leggings - during ANTM?!
Ben Grimes sports the controversial Double Purse.
I'll admit to loving anyone who played Fanny so well in Love in a Cold Climate, but come on: Rosamund Pike's hon boho on a bender is pretty bewitching!
How much do you love Victoria Beckham's Nancy-Reagan-goes-ice-skating/goes-to-a-benefit?
The craziest thing? You know this entire ensemble will sell out at Top Shop in like five minutes. And no one is going to look remotely as crazy-cool.