Get Ready To Swoon: The British Fashion Awards

When you've got Kate, Jerry, Pixie, Twiggy and a hundred others, you know this is one red-carpet worth the gawking. And last night at the Royal Courts of Justice, they were!

Get Ready To Swoon: The British Fashion Awards

On most of us: a hippie curtain. On Natalia Vodianova? Sophisticated perfection.


Get Ready To Swoon: The British Fashion Awards

Not sure if Amber Le Bon is channeling her mother...or Duran-Duran's "Rio" period.


Get Ready To Swoon: The British Fashion Awards

Dancer Kristina Rihanoff channels the pompom, which is either always - or never - perfectly appropriate.


Get Ready To Swoon: The British Fashion Awards

It's like 100% of the time, Jerry Hall's wearing an awesome neon sign proclaiming, "you can take the girl our of Texas..."


Get Ready To Swoon: The British Fashion Awards

Throw in a little London, and apparently you get Georgia May Hall!


Get Ready To Swoon: The British Fashion Awards

Here's the question: are Eva Herzigova ...


Get Ready To Swoon: The British Fashion Awards

...and Daisy Lowe wearing very similar dresses? Okay, only sort of.


Get Ready To Swoon: The British Fashion Awards

Do we love Claudia Schiffer's vaguely festive psychedelia? No. Can we admit she looks amazing it it? Yes.


Get Ready To Swoon: The British Fashion Awards

It's really hard to look at Jonathan Rhys Meyers the same way after seeing The Tudors, so let's focus on Reena Hammer's "Flaming June" instead.


Get Ready To Swoon: The British Fashion Awards

Pixie Geldof , or Morticia Sedgwick?


Get Ready To Swoon: The British Fashion Awards

There we go! Myleene Klass is like the only one working the sequins trend - at the only time of year when it's actually festive!


Get Ready To Swoon: The British Fashion Awards

Why didn't Twiggy whip out this bitch face - or these White Snake leggings - during ANTM?!


Get Ready To Swoon: The British Fashion Awards

Ben Grimes sports the controversial Double Purse.


Get Ready To Swoon: The British Fashion Awards

I'll admit to loving anyone who played Fanny so well in Love in a Cold Climate, but come on: Rosamund Pike's hon boho on a bender is pretty bewitching!


Get Ready To Swoon: The British Fashion Awards

How much do you love Victoria Beckham's Nancy-Reagan-goes-ice-skating/goes-to-a-benefit?


Get Ready To Swoon: The British Fashion Awards

The craziest thing? You know this entire ensemble will sell out at Top Shop in like five minutes. And no one is going to look remotely as crazy-cool.