A sweet Shetland Pony was found wandering the streets near L.A. Authorities imaginatively named him "Big Dog," and are looking for his owner. But more important: the local news report about him is hilarious. Baby talk is for horses, apparently!
"He was a bit skittish at first and didn't want to come out of his cage. But soon, we found apple treats. Appluh snack thaz whah we like bluhhhh bluhh":
Little Lost Pony "Like a Giant Dog" [The Awl]