In a serious of surprisingly hilarious new PSA's, James Lipton shares his beard with teens contemplating text-based attacks on their exes and rivals, so that they can ponder their actions first. Funniest clip above, three more after the jump.

Meow!:

He was about to send her a pic of his junk:

Carlos's girlfriend will never know the joy of nuts:

James Lipton's Beard Protecting Teens' Junk [AdWeek]